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140 Albany Avenue, Lindenhurst, NY, 11757, 631.226.4820

...and here he is, the one, the only Smokey!

As you may have read elsewhere, Smokey's pretty much on "light duty" at the shop, but the guys still like having him around to provide moral support when necessary. He's spent way too much time in the sun, drinks beer—maybe too much beer!—and smokes about 2 packs a day... that on top of inhaling paint fumes.

Still, you might be fortunate enough to catch him answering the phone on his better days. He's a real trouper, a real stand-up guy... Well, he tries anyway.

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